Oooh, Thane, ooh ooh. It is Thane, right? He’s the one everyone’s hot for? I haven’t gotten a chance to play ME2 yet.
He say’s it’s all about the King Krogan and Zaeed. Garrus is kinda cool too.
But, what about the Priiiiize?
Poor Jacob. He’s a pretty rad guy, but it seems like men and women alike avoid him at all costs because of how much it feels like they try to force Femsheps into a relationship with him.